Half Dead Never Ending Mom Life Premium T-Shirt

The "Half Dead" T-shirt is the perfect uniform for moms running on caffeine, chaos, and sheer willpower. Featuring a hilariously dramatic design of a sleep-deprived, zombie-eyed mom barely holding it together, this tee perfectly captures the exhaustion of a life where the to-do list never ends, and neither do the demands.

Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, it’s designed to keep you as comfy as possible—even when you’re running on fumes. The slogan, "Half Dead," is a brutally honest and laugh-out-loud nod to every mom who’s ever muttered, “I just need five minutes”—only to be immediately interrupted.

Whether you’re navigating the morning madness, surviving another bedtime battle, or just wondering when you last had a full night’s sleep, this T-shirt is a hilarious way to own the exhaustion with pride.

Wear it proudly—because even when you’re Half Dead, you’re still getting it all done

Features: Side-seamed. Ribbed collar. Classic fit. Shoulder taping.

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton

Weight: 145gsm

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F). Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat. Do not dry clean