Kiss My Dry Patches

"Kiss My Dry Patches" T-shirt is a hilariously bold way to embrace the ups and downs of menopause with humor and confidence. Featuring a playful and sassy design, this tee gives a cheeky nod to one of the less glamorous realities of this stage of life—because if you can’t laugh at it, what can you do?

Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, this shirt keeps you comfortable even when your skin feels like it’s staging a rebellion. The slogan, The "Kiss My Dry Patches," is a tongue-in-cheek reminder to own every part of your journey—dry patches and all—and do it with unapologetic style.

Perfect for lounging at home, catching up with friends, or tackling your day with a little sass, this tee is a fun and lighthearted way to show that you’re taking menopause in stride.

Wear it proudly—because if life gives you dry patches, you tell life to kiss them!

Features: Side-seamed. Ribbed collar. Classic fit. Shoulder taping.

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton

Weight: 145gsm

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F). Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat. Do not dry clean