My Body Is Trying To Kill Me Premium T-Shirt

The "My Body Is Trying To Kill Me" T-shirt perfectly captures the hilarious and all-too-relatable chaos of menopause. With its bold, comedic slogan, this tee is a playful way to embrace the hot flashes, mood swings, and sleepless nights that sometimes make it feel like your body is working against you.

Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, it’s designed to keep you as comfortable as possible—because let’s face it, you deserve all the comfort you can get. The slogan, "My Body Is Trying To Kill Me," delivers a humorous dose of honesty, reminding everyone that while menopause is unpredictable, your ability to laugh through it is unmatched.

Whether you’re venting with friends, tackling the daily madness, or just trying to cool down, this T-shirt lets you wear your experience with pride and humor.

Slip it on and own the chaos—because even when it feels like your body is rebelling, you’re still coming out stronger, fiercer, and funnier than ever.

Features: Side-seamed. Ribbed collar. Classic fit. Shoulder taping.

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton

Weight: 145gsm

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F). Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat. Do not dry clean