Once Upon a Time Don't Care Premium T-Shirt

For the moms who’ve sat through countless never-ending, detail-packed, and wildly off-topic kid stories, the "Once Upon A Time... Don't Care. The End." T-shirt is your comedic outlet for those hilarious (and exhausting) moments. Featuring a playful design of a mom with a glazed-over look and a book filled with endless words, this tee perfectly captures the humor of storytime turned marathon monologue.

Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable fabric to keep you comfortable as you nod along and wait for some kind of conclusion, this shirt is perfect for the moms who love their little storytellers but secretly just want to get to the point. The bold slogan is a funny and relatable nod to every parent who’s ever thought, “Can we speed this up a bit?”

Whether you’re enduring the latest epic tale about recess drama, snack negotiations, or why the sky is blue, this tee lets you laugh at the endless storytelling chaos of mom life.

Wear it proudly—because even if you don’t care right now, you’re still the best audience they’ll ever hav

Features: Side-seamed. Ribbed collar. Classic fit. Shoulder taping.

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton

Weight: 145gsm

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F). Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat. Do not dry clean